yourecrabby is my princess
Clyde is perfection
Fuck everyone else.
when you just get out of the shower and your parents don’t tell you they have guests over
do you ever stay in the shower for so long you forget who you are
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
on the internet:
in real life:
shoutout to the friends that still like me
all two of you
*straight people voice* is he… you know…
stop being so cute if i can’t kiss you
"she’s just playing hard to get"
have u ever considered that maybe she just isnt interested ???¿¿¿